Every day...junk mail.. some days
more than others..
Most of it comes in my legal name.. and
now some is showing up in my nickname.
I wish there was a non call for non mail..for
junk mail.. There was a number one time I
saw that supposedly you could do that.. Only
trouble was.. they wanted my SS # ... and
that is not going to happen.
But I don't want their magazines, nor do I
want their fancy newsletters, or even their
kitchen ware. Or how to earn a lot of money
or secrets that the banks and lawyers don't
want you to know.
So it all goes in to file zzz ... the shredder.
and occasionally I return it to them in
their own envelope. After all if they are
going to give me a stamped envelope..
the least I can do is use it.. So I mail
the coupon with my address on it..and
write in large letters..
REMOVE MY NAME FROM YOUR LIST
PLEASE.. after all you should get a little
bit ahead if you are polite.. right? Well,
worth a try.