Junk Mail...

Every day...junk mail.. some days

more than others..

Most of it comes in my legal name.. and

now some is showing up in my nickname.

I wish there was a non call for non mail..for

junk mail.. There was a number one time I

saw that supposedly you could do that.. Only

trouble was.. they wanted my SS # ... and

that is not going to happen. 

But I don't want their magazines, nor do I

want their fancy newsletters, or even their

kitchen ware.  Or how to earn a lot of money

or secrets that the banks and lawyers don't

want you to know.

So it all goes in to file zzz ... the shredder.

and occasionally I return it to them in

their own envelope.  After all if they are

going to give me a stamped envelope..

the least I can do is use it..  So I mail

the coupon with my address on it..and

write in large letters.. 

REMOVE MY NAME FROM YOUR LIST

PLEASE..  after all you should get a little

bit ahead if you are polite.. right?  Well,

worth a try.